talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like
I’m debating whether I have a shower or not
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
WOULD YOU KNOCKOUT YOUR GRANDMA FOR 10K ?
she on her way out anyway
yeah great thank you anon, and you?
sure little guy
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this